And then I set my mouth on fire

I found a really nice food today. It's barbecued chicken kebabs marinated in sweet chilli sauce. They're really tasty (a-roy mahk), and I happily munch through to the green pepper and pineapple at the end. And I'm standing there, thinking “man, this pineapple is hot,” before it dawns on me that (duh!) it's not the pineapple, you muppet – it was that innocent-looking piece of green pepper that was, of course, a slice of chilli. Um, water?!