Inane Conversations

It's amazing what people feel free to say when they think you can't understand them. From "oh, big boobs" to "oh look, a foreigner".

• She's very beautiful. (normally I smile and thank them at this point, but I couldn't be bothered to have the "oh, you speak Thai" conversation)
• Yes, beautiful.
• She likes the colour red. (granted, I was wearing a red dress, and a cherry-print sweater)
• Yes, she likes red.
• Beautiful.
• Very beautiful.

At least it's better than "well she's not even going to fit into the large size"...