The label on my bag

A particularly endearing example of "Engrish":

UNITED STATES
LIFESAVING ASSOCIATION

Dress yourself in your own taste
without clinging to traditional ideas
We hope to always
have an open mind

TRADE MARK
STENCIL

Tomorrow will take care of itself
Dedicated to all nature lovers.
Moist a sail before the wind.
Make sure of this excellence in
tradition for yourself.

ORIGINAL COMMODITY